[Allen woke up this morning and extremely wanted to train, as he does every morning before the sun comes up. But he didn't just want to train, he also wanted to practice his l33t circus skills! And eat. Oh boy did he extremely want to eat. The compromise he reached was to walk on his hands all the way to the kitchen. From the third floor. The ( Read more... )

[You know what this mansion needs? More music. The song (minus the lyrics, they're only playing in Allen's head) echoes throughout the hallways surrounding the piano room on the ground floor. The golem Allen usually uses to broadcast posts is currently busy showing the piano score, the music can be heard playing but any attempts to communicate with ( Read more... )